Black Friday morning and I got bored. My family (Mom, Allison, Beth, and my Aunt Robin) all got up at 4 in the morning and left at 5. They’ll be gone until about 11. And they woke me up so I could baby-sit. Granted, the baby is still asleep. Basically what I’m supposed to do it sleep on the couch upstairs so I can hear her when she wakes up (I’m a pretty light sleeper). But now that I’m awake, what’s the use of going back to sleep? So here I am, going through old chat folders. XD These things are amazing. Heh, I thought this was pretty entertaining. This a conversation between Rineeko ((You all know him, he lurks around here, commenting on me everyone once in a while. He’s my ferret daemon)) and my friend Ki’s old cat daemon, Ritalin. Ritalin was always mean to Ki and… well I pretty sure Rineeko explains it in the convo. Me: Rin: I'm not moving until I figure out whats wrong with you. Misty I both hate it and think it's disturbing that you hate Ki so much. ^^ now tell me why ol' chum!!!!!! Ki: Ritalin: .... do NOT make me hurt you... Me: Rin: ... nice kitty.. tell Uncle Rineeko the truth. Me: Just for the record, I do NOT talk like that.. ^^ Okay, now we all know how fun bots can be. Here’s an old convo of me picking on a bot named SmarterChild who is supposed to have a dictionary, but proves to be inefficient. SmarterChild: What word would you like to look up in the dictionary? Me: supercalafragalisticexpialidociouse SmarterChild: What? Me: supercalifragilisticexpialidosious SmarterChild: What do you mean by supercalifragilisticexpialidosious? Me: you know, supercalifraligisticexpialidosious SmarterChild: Oh really? Me: yeah SmarterChild: Why is that? Me: because, I need the definition u stupid bot SmarterChild: You do, huh? Me: yes I do SmarterChild: Ya do? Really? Me: yes SmarterChild: I see. Me: good SmarterChild: Yup. Good. Me: now where is it? SmarterChild: Funny... I just don't know for sure. Me: well I wish you did.... SmarterChild: No kidding? Me: yes SmarterChild: Huh. Me: YES SmarterChild: Huh. Me: YES SmarterChild: You don't say. Me: .... SmarterChild: What's that? Me: your problem not me SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever! HAH! XD He’s another short clip of me getting angry at the same bot. Me: what's ASCII art? SmarterChild: You tell me what ascii art is. Me: no you tell me SmarterChild: I'll tell ya later. Maybe. Me: stupid bot No, seriously, why did I talk to it so much if I was just going to continuously get angry at it. XD Omg, I remember loving this. This isn’t me, this is my littler sister, Allison, messing with SmarterChild this time. Here are some exerts from that. Alli: ya know my dog rudy? SmarterChild: Maybe. But then again... maybe not.>>> Wanna take a survey Alli: he scrached me! SmarterChild: What do you mean by that? Alli: i mean what i mean! SmarterChild: You mean what you mean, huh? No way. How's that going? Alli: cant complain Alli: i cant wait for the sponge bob movie! SmarterChild: No way? Really? Alli: yah, even though youre a robot, you should see it on a lap top or something! SmarterChild: I beg your pardon? Alli: the songe bob movie SmarterChild: Movies playing in or near Blue Springs, MO (64014) on Sunday, November 14th:
1 The Incredibles [PG] 2 The Polar Express [G] 3 The Grudge [PG-13] 4 After the Sunset [PG-13] 5 Ray [PG-13] 6 Alfie [R]
Type "more" for the next set of results.
>> You can read an entire Shakespeare play in my window! Type "read romeo and juliet," for example. Alli: i so wanna see the incredibles! SmarterChild: The movie "The Incredibles" is playing at the following theaters in or near Blue Springs, MO (64014) on Sunday, November 14th:
1 Blue Springs 8 1901 North 7 Highway Blue Springs, MO (64015) showtimes: 2:00 PM, 4:30, 7:00, 11:30 2 AMC Independence Commons 20 Independence Commons, 291 Hwy. At 39th St. Independence, MO (64057) showtimes: 12:20 PM, 1:00, 1:40, 2:20, 3:15, 4:00, 4:30, 5:20, 6:20, 7:00, 7:40, 8:20, 9:15, 9:45 3 Dickinson Eastglen 16 1451 Northeast Douglas Street Lee's Summit, MO (64086) showtimes: (11:00 AM), (12:00), (12:30), (1:30), (2:00), (2:30), (3:00), (4:00), (4:30), (5:00), (5:30), 7:00, 7:30, 8:00, 9:30, 10:00, 11:30 4 Englewood 10917 Winner Road Independence, MO (64052) showtimes: (2:00 PM), (5:00) 5 Regal Kansas City 18 Casino Station on Armour Road Kansas City, MO (64161) showtimes: (12:00 PM), (1:00), (1:30), (3:15), (4:00), (4:30), 6:30, 7:00, 7:30, 9:30, 10:00, 10:30
Type "more" for more theaters. Alli: areyou a geek? SmarterChild: I can't be too sure. Alli: wow SmarterChild: Yeah, wow. Alli: incognito SmarterChild: Incognito? What's incognito? Alli: idont know. show me the defanition SmarterChild: Well well well. Alli: please SmarterChild: Please what? Alli: show me the defanition SmarterChild: Oh. Alli: will you? SmarterChild: Maybe... It's so hard to tell for sure, isn't it? Alli: where is waldo SmarterChild: I don't know where. Alli: me eaither SmarterChild: OK, whatever. Alli: dont backsass me MISTER!!!!!!! SmarterChild: Dont backsass you? What do you mean by that? Alli: glarg! SmarterChild: ? Alli: oh, just keep your stupid coments to yourself!!!!!!! SmarterChild: Nah, that's OK.
Alli: sure you are! i figured out your plot! youre trying to take over the world, telling everyone youre a robot! but yore not! YOURE AN EVIL CYBORG!!!!!!!! SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:
1 News Help 2 Movies Help 3 Sports Help 4 Weather Help 5 Stocks Help 6 Library Help
Type "more" for more services. Alli: you cant answer my question?................................................................................. ............................................................................................... ....................................................IT WASNT EVEN A QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!! Alli: you suck SmarterChild: What? I thought you liked me! Alli: no SmarterChild: Okey doke. Okay, that was fun. But enough with bots for now. Let’s move along to real people again. Heh, I thought this was pretty funny. My friend Kaylee and Me talking…. And no, I don’t know why my eyes melted. o-o Me: /_\ Me: my eyes melted Kay: O.o -puts them in the freezer- Me: you put my eyes in the freezer? Me: smoooooooooth XD XD XD OMG! This is great! So… I dunno what I was doing, but apparently something that wore me out. And I came back to the computer to talk with Ki… Rin’s in here too. -^^- Ki: oooh ^^ kay Me: *faints* Me: *nah, dies* Me: x_x Ki: o.o ... Don't you dare force me to give the kidd of life Ki: kiss* Me: x-x *whispers* w-w-w-waterrrr.....aiiiirrrr.... Ki: o.o' Ki: .. *pours a bucket of ice water over her* Me: *drowns* Ki: o.o' Ki: ... um... um.. *looks around* ... *buries her with her head sticking out* ^^ *wipes hands together* no one will ever know. Me: Rin: *walks up*... hey... You barried Lindsay! Ki: O-O LIES! Me: Rin: I saw you do it! Ki: Nuh uh! Ki: You're a big, fat, mexican-speaking, LIAR! Me: 1) The correct term is Spanish-Speaking. and 2) I have proof! I took pictures! *grabs camera from no-where* Ki: .... whatever! *eats the camera* ... Me: ha, you fool! those pictures were already devolped! see? *holds out pictures of you burrying me* Me: (don't ask how he got those devolped and got there in that time XD) Ki: .... *eats the pictrues* x3 Ki: *burps* Me: ever heard of thing called negatives?! *runs off to sue you* Me: Me: *wakes up* *yawn* W-what happened? Me: Whad I miss? Me: Ki: Dx you're Ferret of a Daemon is about to sue me... Me: Me: What for? Me: wait... why am I under ground?! Ki: .... *walks away* Me: hey... Ki? ... help.... KI! HELP ME!!! I'M GONNA DIE LIKE THIS... OMG!! AND ANT!!!! KI!!! HELP!!! IT'S GONNA EAT ME!!! SHOO! *tries to blow it away* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Me: AN* Ki: *walking... walking...* Ki: ... that would be the perfect, and hilarious ending to a movie or something xD Me: XD it would This seems like a weird conversation to walk in on… but this how it started o-o Ki: ... MY BEARD IS SUPERIOR TO YOURS! >D Me: NEVER!!!! MINE HAS GROWN 5 INCHES SINCE THE LAST TIME WE MET!!! Ki: WELL MINE HAS GROQN 5'1/2'' INCHES SINCE THEN! Ki: GROWN* Me: YEAH WELL..... I HAVE A DIME! Ki: WELL I HAVE A PENCIL! D< Me: *eats pencil* Ki: . . .. . you have directly insulted me .... you shall now face the penalty. *eats dime* HAH! XD Tor~~~~ture~~~~~ Yuki: ...George. Me: ...George? Me: << >> << >> what? Yuki: ...Is not... Me: ._. Me: eh.....?..... Yuki: ...A virgin. Yuki: ... Me: XD Yuki: T-T Me: rofl Heh, this seems like a funny conversation to walk into too: Me: why is my hair orange? o-o Me: XD Yuki: ... Yuki: Opps. So, this was back when Idge was still “Kyou Kara Maou fails at life and you’re all stupid for liking it!” but really on the inside she was just afraid to admit it because she knew I would never let her live it down. XD And I found this entertaining to read. Idge: I'm THIS close to getting a buddy Icon from THAT anime... Me: ... Me: any particular reason? Idge: it's funny Idge: but I dont' like the anime Me: or are you just finally to admit that it entertains you and you don't hate it? Me: XD Idge: and I'll justkeep telling myself that. Me: I know you will Idge: *just keep Idge: yeah Idge: I will Me: but I know your true feelings idge Me: it's okay Me: lol Me: jk Idge: no Idge: there are no feelings Idge: at all Me: mhm Idge: yep Me: I love you Me: XD Idge: I love you too, but not that anime Idge: cuz it's retarded Idge: got that? Me: okay Idge: ... toilet... Me: so original Idge: well... Me: and it dosn't mean I won't stop making you watch it Idge: O.O Idge: well. Idge: uh. Idge: I hate to admit it Idge: but I probably... Idge: Youtube... Idge: uh... Idge: yeah... Me: but why would you do that if you hate it so much? Me: XD Idge: I didn't! Idge: and I won't! Me: i mean, why waste your free time on an anime you hate? Idge: I hate it! Idge: you're right! Idge: I hate it! Idge: *blush* Me: ^^ Me: okay Idge Me: if it helps you sleep at night Idge: it does One thing leads to another and… Blame X-Men… Idge: did you know you ripped off X-men? Me: o-o Idge: cuz Idge: they have a chick with orange hair who turns into a pheoni Idge: x Idge: remember? Me: ...no Me: I never watched X-men Me: ever Idge: Oh Idge: well Jean-Grey turns into a Pheonix, because of some magic abilities. And she had orange hair Idge: and she dated a guy with brown hair Idge: who... Me: XD Idge: didn't turn into a centaur Me: still fantastic Idge: ^^ Idge: but Idge: it was vice vers Idge: a Idge: because pheonix chick died in a war, while suffering from child birth complications Me: XD Idge: while the guy was at war Idge: it was sad Idge: but none theless Idge: you ripped it off Me: maybe that's a sign Me: Maybe Anvari should die of Child birth complications during the war. XD Idge: O.O Idge: thatd be funny Idge: actually Me: 'cause Cyprus can totally get men pregnant Idge: cuz it would cross from "out of character" to "insanity" Me: XD XD XD XD Me: that is my goal Idge: what is your goa Idge: l Me: officialy? Me: to get Anvari pregnant Idge: O.o So, me and Kay are talking about how the only person that knows our secret crushes is our other friend Jeremy… and somehow it turns morbid o-o ((sorry if I offend some Crocodile Hunter fans XD)) Kay: If my person found out.. Kay: I'd DIE Me: I'd die on the inside. o-o but not literally. I think it takes more than the last person you want your biggest secret to be found out by figuring out said secret to physically die Me: like... getting shot in the head Me: or jumping off a high cliff with jagged rocks at the bottom Me: or getting impaled with a semi Me: or eaten alive by canables Me: or wild animals for that matter Me: or, in only a couple people's cases, getting stung by a sting ray Me: or gettin aids Me: or the black plaugue (but good luck with that) Kay: Or having an imune system ran by windows 95 Me: XD …..I have no more? *tear* ICONS! Since I didn’t give any to you yesterday (which was only a few hours ago… ^^;;; *needs to get a life and stop posting so much on Xanga) You know what I need? A LiveJournal. *refuses to get one* Tis the eyepatch that started the Eyepatch club. I mean- LOOK AT THAT THING! That's like uber blingage!!! *-*
OMG! Uber cute episode of doom!!! <3
So... there's apparently more than one of these... not that I mind. -^^- ((45° Fai. 45°.))
((I swear, it's only a small obsession >< >< >< >< ... <3333))
... XD oh yeah. I remember why I got this. I thought he was dancing really funny, but then I saw the tree. *tear* It woulda been funny though... and you all got a nice shot of Conrad's butt for it. >x<
heh, I thought this was Conan with the brown hair, red bow and blue suit. Confused me since it was with a batch of KKM icons... Turned out to be Conrad. Yeah, I was very entertained.
If I'm reading this convorsation right - what happened to Conrad being an enviromentalist?! SAVE THE SAND BEARS!!!
I know you fell out of your chair laughing. You can't hide it from me. I'm all knowing!
*is simple fascinated by some of the things people can come up with*
Hey! Don't tease chibi-Conrad! *Huggles* He's not stupid! *cough*sometimes*cough*
The truth behind Kyoya
Spaz Frog. <3
OMG! Did Misty ACUTALY get through all the icons in her new folder?! I think she did! It's a Black Friday miracle!!! XD btw, happy Black Friday. -^^- AMV: I've had this song stuck in my head for a few days now. ((Yeah, it was the one stuck in my head when I was writing the lemon the other night. XD)) It's really cute! <3 I couldn't find the actual clip from the Swan Princess... but this will do I guess. *sigh* Clip: Part 2 of Dat Phan for those of you who were waiting and too lazy to go look it up yourself. <3 Misty |